Tuesday, February 24, 2009

10 Commandments of Style

1. Honor thy tailor

Even the best suits need altering. Pants need to be shortened, jackets need to be brought in, sleeves need to be narrowed (yes, you can ask your tailor to slim down your sleeves), and buttons need to be realigned with buttonholes (most guys’ shoulders aren’t entirely even, meaning your jacket often sits a bit askew). You should always buy your correct size, but you then need to have a tailor customize it to your body. It’s the difference between being appropriately dressed and being stylishly dressed.

2. Thou shalt wear sneakers made for a man

It’s fine to own crosstrainers and running shoes and hightops. But save them for the gym. When you’re on the street, keep your sneakers simple and classic. Go for ones like Stan Smiths, Jack Purcells, and Sambas. They work with everything, including suits.

3. Thou shalt invest in the right timepiece

Buy a high-quality stainless-steel watch. It looks as right with jeans as it does with your best blazer.

4. Thou shalt match your socks with your suit

When choosing socks, the basic rule is to consider the suit instead of the shoe—in other words, if you’re wearing a navy suit with black shoes, reach for navy socks. And when wearing a light suit, make sure the socks are darker than the suit but a shade or so lighter than the shoes.

5. Thou shalt not wear a tie that is too slim

Unless you’re a hard-core fashion guy who favors a superskinny tie, stick with one that measures about three inches at its widest point. It will be narrower than traditional ties, but not by too much. Tie one on and you’ll look modern and sophisticated.

6. Thou shalt put your wallet on a diet

Your wallet should not be as fat as a burrito. In fact, you should get rid of your wallet and, while you’re at it, trash all the receipts, video cards, and other unnecessary crap that’s stuffed in it. Buy an elegant, slim leather credit card holder and stock it with your essential cards. Then, fold your cash in a money clip. All that other nonsense can go in your desk drawer. You don’t need it.

7. Thou shalt wear the right tie with the right tux

Two points to remember: (1) A bow tie goes best with a peak-lapel tuxedo, while a straight tie works better with a notch lapel. (2) Regardless of what kind of tie you’re wearing, make sure the fabric matches the lapel. If your lapel is grosgrain, your tie should be grosgrain. If your lapel is satin, your tie should be satin. And one more thing: Your tie (no matter its shape) should be black. Colored ties are for the prom.

8. Thou shalt wear brown shoes—with nearly everything

Black dress shoes are easy—they’re understated and tasteful. Brown dress shoes up the style factor. People notice them. They go best with gray, khaki, or navy. Dark brown shoes are easier to pull off than light brown ones.

9. Thou shalt learn when to cuff ‘em

If you’re wearing a trim, modern suit with flat-front pants—the kind often shown in this magazine—you should not cuff your pants. However, if you’re a guy who likes a classic suit with a single pleat, go for a cuff—but not more than one and a half inches deep.


10. Remember thy undershirt

This one’s tricky. If you’re wearing a conventional white broadcloth dress shirt (which means it’s fairly see-through), you have two options: Skip the undershirt and you’ll look clean and stylish. Or, if you’re a hairy guy who perspires a lot and you feel safer in an undershirt, wear a crewneck. The lines of a V-neck or tank top will be visible beneath your shirt and tie and you’ll look cheesy. If you prefer a V-neck or tank top, you might consider other dress shirts. Go for ones with checks or stripes, which make an undershirt less visible. Or opt for hardier fabrics, like an oxford cloth, which make undershirts all but invisible.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

First Date Help

Need Help?? Try out these conversation starters:
1. Did you see that...?
Bond over the latest news, scandals, or movies. But don't make yourself look like some sort of idiot that lives life in front of the television.

2. Do you have a lot of friends/family in this area?
Get a peek into who your date is by who they hang with. Be ready to change the subject if any type of dysfunction comes up. For that matter get ready to leave if every one they know is crazy or deranged.

3. At least this isn't the worst date you've had, right?
Past relationships are a bad topic, but tales of bad dates can be fun to talk about. This is also a good way to find out what type of person your date is typically attracted to, and what your date might be looking for. You can find out if she likes nice guys, or bad boys. Is she looking for long term, or no strings sex.

If these don't get her talking, then she probably doesn't want to talk. In that situation, get fucked up so you have a good story to tell.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

The Perfect Woman (Or Something Close)

What is my "Perfect Woman"? I don't know. I do know what attracts me though.
1. pretty smile... straight teeth, all your teeth, no chicklet teeth, no crowded, no doo doo tooth
2. short hair for older women, long hair for younger
3. nice ass. Not lumpy, well rounded, slight jiggle, cup underneath
4. legs... long legs, big thighs, no cellulite please.
5. beautiful skin tone (no matter the color, so long as the tone is beautiful
6. Titties... No A-cup, mouthful preffered, round, med. nipple, no native titties
7. Educated, with a bit of common sense
8. Confident, yet not conceited
9. Can say no, but not all the time
10. Able to Feed Me, Fuck Me, and Shut the fuck up.

Oh and a Lady in the street, while a freak in the sheet.
Those are qualities I seek. Is there a person that fits that persona, or do we just get used to the person that scores in the 70% and higher???????

Friday, February 11, 2005

In Da Club

First and foremost, do not stay in the club from opening to closing. You do not work there, so don't spend so much time there. When you do get there, start scoping from the parking lot. Visualize potential targets, and don't play the numbers game. A great effort given to a few is better than a sub par effort given to many. After potential suiters are targeted, the fun begins.

Be persistent, but do not chase. If a chase has to be given, you will be seen as desperate. Desperation is not an attractive quality by any means. Place yourself in a position where conversational advancement is highly probable. By this, you should find a place in a medium traffic area (less interruptions), not too far onto the dancefloor (attention easily averted), yet not always at the bar (just plain corny). The object is to make her want you.

Establish non-verbal communication. This can be eye contact, a tap on the upper arm (shows respect), or in advance cases certain scents, and body gestures that exude confidence. Once this first contact is made, it is now the males duty to keep the upper hand during interaction, and hold the ladies interest past 5 minutes (w/o having to purchase an assload of drinks)...

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Definition

This shall be the beginning of the definition on how to properly execute the three F's to interpersonal relations. Feel free to be ambiguous, but if the relevancy of what is typed doesn't fit the criteria of the F3 scenario, then posts will be deleted. Now that it's been said, let's get it started.